Friday, February 6, 2009

Hey, It's Okay....

So, I was reading my "Glamour" magazine the other day & they have this page in the back every month titled "Hey, It's Okay..." & then they go on to list 8-10 things that some people may not view as okay, but they are Proclaiming to the world that, Hey, it really IS Okay! So I am going to do my own version of it. So off we go!

Hey It's Okay.....


*to think that the definition of "Eating Healthier" is only eating 2 handfuls of Peanut M & M's a day instead of a whole bag!
*to know that the "media" would print "Laura's A Whale" on the cover of US Weekly if I truly was the rock star that I imagine myself to be. But not give a crap , because the media's version of "SKINNY" is sooo out of whack it's not even funny! LEAVE JESSICA SIMPSON ALONE!
Okay, now I'm off to eat my daily meal of M & M's....
*to only have read the "Twilight" series once & still consider yourself as big of a fan as all of those that have read it 5 times or more. (What? I've wanted to move along and read other literature, also A-OKAY!:)
*to get excited every single night when the little kiddies go to sleep, you still obviously love them ta death, you just need a break!
*to change up your hair color every 6 weeks, WHY NOT.....IT'S FUN! And bonus: My hubby gets to be married to a Brunette one month & then a Red Head another, but for the most part a blond! Fun Times!
*to secretly wish that you and Jennifer Aniston were besties, well not really "secretively" because every one knows this desire of mine.
*to REALLY be PERFECTLY BLISSFUL with the "Besties" that you already have, they really are the best friends in the world! Love you all!
* to watch "The Real World, Brooklyn", "True Beauty", "The Bachelor" & "The Real Housewives of Orange County" every week, without fail!
*to sometimes wish that you looked like Nicole from "The Pussycat Dolls" Trust me, I'm as straight as an arrow, but dang, that girl is Fine! Isn't it funny how, if you are weird like me & wish sometimes that you looked like someone else, that they are usually completely opposite of what you look like. So, let's take Nicole for instance... She has looooong almost black hair, I have a "Pixie" cut & it's blond & brown, for the moment. She is ethnic & has olive brown skin, I have to self tan my way to not looking ill. She has firm abs & I flaunt a muffin top wherever I go. Ya get the idea. And while I'm at it, I want to set the record straight, I'm not making jabs at my current weight, so that all of you will jump right onto the "Make A Comment" section of my blog, & say "Oh, Laura, you are such a silly thing, you look great!" Fake smile dripping from your comment. I am grateful for the body that I have, but also am looking forward to loosing the muffin top through Dance!
* to shake your money maker & sing opera really poorly at the top of your lungs out, all while washing, rinsing, & repeating in the shower!

11 comments:

Will and Michelle Ridd said...

You seriously crack me up - I miss you! Can we please hang out?

Mikesell Family said...

First things first...Miss Simpson should NEVER have worn that...skinny or not..mom jeans??? Come on! But I did have a good laugh at your post. My mother in law wants to see your hair, maybe your should do an "every six week color" update.

Jessica said...

Laura... you crack me up!! I was laughing OUT LOUD!! (I feel stupid writing lol, so yes- I write it all out.) Oh, and it's about time you updated!!!!

P.S. I have 200 songs on the playlist. Why else am I up at 3:35 am? Yea- I was alphabetizing!!!

Love ya!!

The Red Pen said...

Aw, I wish I could change up my hair color every six weeks. This is not scientifically possible, with the damage that's been done to it.

Yeah, I have been out of the loop with the whole Jessica Simpson thing. I went to Dlisted to see what was up, and thought I'd see this giant moose. Nope. I was disappointed to discover that she didn't ACTUALLY get fat. She looked like me after pasta. Bastards!

Laura that was a good list! All true. All of those things are A-OK.

Staceroo said...

Good to have you back, babe. You are an amazing woman with so many talents that have nothing to do with how you look or your hair color. You are a bright spot in so many people's lives. Love ya!

Robyn said...

You are so funny! what a fun post idea...I may have to steal it sometime!

Sarah said...

You are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

melde5 said...

You make me laugh out loud! I love you- and your honesty! :)

Kimberly said...

This was such a cute post! I might have to copy it. I totally agree!

Jess said...

You're a weird one, that's fo sho, but we still love you. Thanks for getting rid of that big old goose egg on my comments section for my most recent post.

Blondie Blues said...

Love it! You are such a Rockstar!